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Story: The family of a very wealthy, and very dead tech bro, gather at the law offices to hear the reading of the will. None want to admit just how much they are counting on a big payday. But, he wasn't a very likable guy, and this becomes more aparent as they discuss their memories.
Everyone claims to be there "for family" and *not* money but then it turns out the inheritance is just a bunch of ape NFTs.
And they only real treasure they have is each other. Fisticuffs. Curtain.
@futurebird Not fisticuffs. Poison, stilettos, tumbles (verb) down unforgiving marble staircases, known allergens with inexplicably missing epi pens, EV self immolation outside the lobby, et al.
ooooh so they all end up harming each other in a struggle over nothing. That could be good, though I would like some of them to make it out alive and learn a thing.
and there's more room for undignified slapstick that helps drive home the point