Recent searches
Search options
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The supreme court declined Pica, the tabby cat’s appeal of ‘Futurebird v. Pica’ the landmark case that established legal precedent that *all* cats “are baby” & Pica in particular is “the most baby” Pica’s legal team sought punitive damages in excess of 4.6 Million cans tuna. Pica remains legally “baby” a situation she decried in a statement through her legal team as “stinky!”
“Sounds like something a baby would say” Responded futurebird’s legal team. #picathecat #picaLaw
@futurebird the court of cutes sides with pica 
@futurebird babies don’t have standing, as they already receive tuna.
@futurebird Pica is definitely baby, as are my two, orangey Laddi and tabby-tortie Elli.
@futurebird
If more decisions like this follows, it will be remembered as the first small step towards redeeming the court
@futurebird Ophelia has lost a similar case in a lower court
@microwavenby With this kind of evidence online it’s no wonder!
@futurebird Expand the Court!
@futurebird #BarristerBabyCat at your service, Pica! I'll show them "something a baby would say"!
@futurebird She is so very cute and most definitely a baby.
Huitty is also a baby.
